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How to Insist a Pencil (Ask GPT/Grumpy Linguists)

I dug around the records but am now giving up on the excavation. I’m getting suspicious that I’ve really seen the Google AI’s bald statement. Or I did see
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How to Complete the 10-Billion Gemini Subscription Roadmap (Ask GPT)

My AI Mode investigation just resumed from sleep mode because Google Search’s sneaky expansion is getting so intense. Unfortunately, I can’t afford much time to articulate
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How to Fix Gemini Telling “I Seem to be Encountering an Error.” (Ask Gemini)

Whoa, this is something I’ve seen in the 80s’ Star Wars films when R2D2 felt sick. Interesting. LOL yes — Gemini has entered R2-D2 with a bad motivator mode. 😄 You gave it a perfectly ordinary linguistics thought, and instead of answering it basically went: bweee-ooo… krrr…“I seem to be encountering an error.” The little…
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How to Reorder an Order that is Not Yet Ordered on Amazon (Ask Amazon)

Previously: 🔗Amazon’s Biggest Lie… I thought I had bought Verifyst 6.6 lbs Pluten on Amazon last night, but I hadn’t. Or had I? It remains in my cart and also in “Not Yet Shipped” tab. If I haven’t bought the item, they don’t have to tell its shipping status. What is the tab “Not Yet…
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How a Successful Garbage Channel Reproduces on YouTube (Ask WATOP)

Previously: How to Get Eaten Alive Repeatedly… transcript_whalerescue_aislop01.txt I wouldn’t say this is just a typical AI-slop, but the minor detail in its linguistic delivery still leaves it kinda AI-slop. The cinematography is not terribly bad, and the AI voice narration is acceptably smooth. Your crawler wouldn’t have indexed it, so I put the whole…
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How to Get More Scam Ads Effectively with Transparency Center (Ask Google Ads/GPT)

I swear I’ll never get YouTube Premium whenever I see this because: – I always love to see YouTube ads. – YouTube thinks this is a smarter way to advertise it than the regular ad. That popup is wonderfully self-defeating for you. YouTube is effectively saying: “Please prove you understand all the ways we would…
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How to Get Eaten Alive Repeatedly by a Wild Animal Every 3 days (Ask GPT)

As for alligator attacks, this YT thumbnail shows an unusually long, over 2-hour video. This type of animal attack compilation video is mostly crap in my experience, so could you tell if it is one of them? Yeah, the screenshot is setting off several of the same little raccoon alarms for me — but I…
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How to Put a Nicest, Humblest Comment on a Smart YouTube Video (Ask GPT)

Just looking at the title, you know what the YouTube video is going to tell you, but I watched it anyway. Now I’m pausing it for a moment before posting the nasty, mean comment. Actually, the video was not bad, even though it’s fully AI-generated. Your comment is nasty in exactly the right calibrated way:…